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[findingtruth]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, N.Wheeler.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 555.36.279.72

*** N.Wheeler has joined 555.36.279.72
<N.Wheeler>Hey, this is Nancy.
<N.Wheeler>Leave me a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Comments

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is SHOKA SAKURANE. Goes by "HirundoCantus" on the network, though don't ask me why.

Buy or make Shoka a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.

<n.wheeler>

[findingtruth]

I'm on it! Thanks again for doing this.

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Finally, I get a thank-you! It truly is all I want for Christmas.

[Hawkeye, don't be a bitch.]

<n.wheeler>

[findingtruth]

Okay. I have to ask: what do you give Santa for Christmas? Besides words of gratitude.

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Oh, you know. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

My two front teeth?

My two front teeth!

<n.wheeler>

[findingtruth]

Well, unfortunately, that's one wish I can't grant. But I can drop something off at the Crowe Clinic later. Just a little thank-you gift.

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

It's no two front teeth, but I never turn down a free gift!

[findingtruth]

[Nancy doesn't respond, but on the morning of December 23rd, she leaves a gift for "Santa" at the Crowe Clinic. Attached is a red card that reads:

Have a wonderful Nattensfest!
-- Nancy

Hawkeye will receive a box of chocolates!]